And Jesus Said

  • "Split a piece of wood and I am there."
  • "Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness for they shall be satisfied."
  • "Rejoice and be glad for your reward is great in heaven."
  • "Seek and you will find."
  • "Knock and it will be opened."
  • "Love one another!"
  • "I was thirsty and you gave me drink."
  • "Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be the sons of God."
  • “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.”
  • “What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”
  • “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
  • “It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
  • "For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”
  • "Yes I am with you always, until the very end of time”
  • “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door w

Where's The Outrage?

These two headlines appeared in the Christian Post side by side today. It made me curious why 150,000 Christians were so outraged
at the perceived attacks on the Defense of  Marriage Act and other affronts to their sense of  what secular government should rightly be doing
that they would sign a pledge for civil disobedience, and yet not lift a finger to keep 600 missionaries in the harvest field.

And it happens over and over. Food banks go empty while tens of thousands march for lower taxes, campaign coffers of right wing politicians, who only care for us in election years, are filled by right wing Christians whose churches are cutting staff and services in response to falling donations in this terrible
economic climate.

So you gotta ask, where's the outrage?

A young man named Victor received a parrot as a gift.

A young man named Victor received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Victor tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Victor was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

Victor shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

Victor, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Victor quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Victor's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Victor was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime

"Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime,
Therefore, we are saved by hope.
Nothing true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history;
Therefore, we are saved by faith.
Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone.
Therefore, we are saved by love.
No virtuous act is quite as virtuous from the standpoint of our friend or foe as from our own;
Therefore, we are saved by the final form of love, which is forgiveness."

 

Reinhold Niebuhr

How to Annoy a Bible Thumper

So this ad appeared on my Facebook page, clearly a case of bad targeting, offering me the opportunity to get a whole bunch of quotes from the Bible
guaranteed to annoy believers. So I thought to myself, I ALREADY have a Bible, and how gloriously ironic to have a bunch of atheists reading the Bible looking for ways to annoy me. Is that a hoot or what?

And here's the best part, I've been reading the Gospel of John this week and the most lyrical passage in the word begins like this......"In the beginning
was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." John 1:1   So when an atheist reads the Word, even with the purpose to annoy, wonderful things have a chance to happen. How much more hopeless could one be than an atheist who doesn't read the bible?

So annoy away my atheist friends, if you run out of quotes from the Bible feel free to call, I got a bunch I'd be glad to share with you.


Get Out of the Pews and Into the Streets

Times are tough all across this great country, unemployment soars and all it’s attendant woes climb in tandem. Homelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, domestic violence all multiply along with the plague of job losses.

As believers we have the answer, but putting up a sign outside the church is not enough. Plush auditoriums with giant screens to entertain those already inside the barn don’t cut it. We need an outdoor ministry, as a dear believer in Brazil put it, we need to get out there and meet the hurt and suffering where they are.

So we’re going to have to leave the pews. There is a hunger in our people for answers. Some are finding those answers in hate groups, others in fringe idolatrous spirituality, still others clamor for political revolution. And it’s all because someone reached out and said follow me. That’s what we need to do.

We offer real hope, real solutions, and the real answers, but we’ll need to leave the pews. Our voices don’t carry outside the sanctuary walls. And it’s time to stop relying on pastors, and church elders to give us permission, that our witness must conform to dogma, while people are dying out on the streets. Let doctors of divinity debate theology, we’re going to the streets. It’s not rocket science though some try to make it that way….it’s as simple as John 3:16.

Please contact me if your heart feels the same call. jmc612989@yahoo.com

11th Step Prayer

Lord, make me a channel of thy peace--that where there is hatred, I may bring love--that where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness--that where there is discord, I may bring harmony--that where there is error, I may bring truth--that where there is doubt, I may bring faith--that where there is despair, I may bring hope--that where there are shadows, I may bring light--that where there is sadness, I may bring joy.  Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted--to understand, than to be understood--to love, than to be loved.  For it is by self-forgetting that one finds.  It is by forgiving that one is forgiven.  It is by dying that one awakens to eternal life.

 

Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart.

Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books written in a foreign language. Do not now look for the answers. They cannot now be given to you because you could not live them. It is a question of experiencing everything. At present you need to live the question. Perhaps you will gradually, without even noticing it, find yourself experiencing the answer, some distant day.~
Rainer Maria Rilke

Pray for a Mighty Outpouring of the Holy Spirit

Violence, hatred, rage bombard our senses here at home and around the world. Do not rely on governments, institutions, the sword,
or any device of man to soothe the world. It's going to take an almighty God with power and authority to stop the madness. Please join me in prayer
to plead for the intercession of the Holy Spirit in all our affairs.
Now more than ever is the time for us to carry a message to the streets of the enduring love of our Lord and Savior. To do that we'll need to leave the pews for awhile.
Pray that the recent tragedy at Ft. Hood will set us on a path not of revenge but love. Let's leave revenge to unbelievers and fools. Rather we can join with our
brothers and sisters praying for the families and survivors of this tragedy and that our nation rises to the challenges ahead with the commands of our Lord to love one another.

AND INTO THE STREETS

Do you believe in Hell? If you do then it is time. Time to get up out of our pews and into the streets. See, if you believe there is a hell how could you not tell that nice young couple across the street about Jesus? Witnessing makes you uncomfortable? Could you face that couple in hell and explain to them that witnessing made you uncomfortable, that's why you said nothing?

Once in a while some old-timey Christian goes all grouchy "They oughta preach more about hell, you know, scare the be Jesus into them sinners!" What I believe is that if we preached more about Hell perhaps more Christians would be scared out of their pews and into the streets, which is where the harvest field is. Could I really enjoy heaven knowing there are souls in hell because of my inaction?

So let's leave the pews for now and go into the streets, you don't need permission, just go. And please, I beseech you, take me with you. I lack the resolve on my own resources to follow my heart.

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